Tucker Max

There is a lawyer/writer named Tucker Max who I have been reading for about a year now. He wrote a book accurately titled "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." I encourage everyone to read his real-life prose because it will make you split your sides in laughter. This is his latest "installment" on his website.....
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_midget_story.phtml

Enjoy.